10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..