10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.