10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth