10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --