10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom