10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.