10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright