10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.