10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.