10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Those eggs smell delicious!