10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike