10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)