10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!