10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."