10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.