10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.