10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.