10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake