10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.