10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.