10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT