10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine