10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer