10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.