10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."