10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fold and live to fold again