10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.