10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant