10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.