10 Random Poker Quotes

Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Why not, when some because there are three.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
"No river, no fish."