10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."