10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...