10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."