10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe