10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers