10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com