10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.