10 Random Poker Quotes

(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright