10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.