10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.