10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack