10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer