10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth