10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."