10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow