10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph