10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
in the poker game of life women are the rake
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---