10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.