10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.