10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician